Uhhhhh new character

I really don't understand how this technically works, but I never follow the rules anyways. Just gonna say I've looked at this site multiple times....and then closed it. Y'All this be a lot. I was trying to read like all the character profiles, but soon gave up relatively fast.

So anyways I be a cat (mostly). My previous companion I chose to accompany happened to be a twoleg, you know, most of you....probably all of you. They died, tragic, I know, fighting some important battle or something, seemed kinda pointless to me. Why were the even out there doing that when they were just a nerd. I swear all they did was stare at the heavy rectangle things and scribble. So now I can finally go do the things and don't come looking for me....you definitely wont find me near any dumpsters, nope that I can assure you all of. Anyways sop-SQUIRREL!!!!! (runs away)